The final tip for all would-be warriors is to make sure you defend your desk from impromptu attacks. Getting a cup of coffee or getting detained at the printer could be just the opportunity for an enemy strike. Rex, the motion activated guard dog could help. Sitting innocently in his kennel, no-one will suspect the [...]
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Of course, desktop warfare is great as long as you work in a company that supports a bit of light relief. If, however, you suffer the wrath of a humourless boss, you might need to invest in covert devices such as the USB Stealth switch.
This is an emergency abort button that plugs into your [...]
If you want an all out desk war, mini tanks are perfect for direct combat. Small enough to put in your pocket, these remote control German Tiger Tanks have infa-red laser beams to aim and fire at your enemies. If you hit another tank, that tank will go off in an uncontrollable spin.
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The perfect counter-attack to the mini catapult can be found in more modern designs. Get yourself a desktop USB missile launcher if you really mean business!
Once plugged into your computer with a USB cable, this launcher uses pressurized air to fire foam missiles up to 10 foot away. And the really awesome bit is [...]
Some of the best desktop war toys are based on traditional weapons! A current favourite with this new generation of suited commandos is the mini Ballista catapult which is based on an original ancient Roman design and equally able to pack a mini punch at your colleagues.
The build-them-yourself kits fit together easily and sit [...]